The Adventures Of Captain Llama.

A little window into the action of my head XD

Captain Llama pulls up in his Electric Blue bike, with turbo-jet flame stickers, slightly falling as he gets off.
He re arrangers his sparkly orange cape, and turns to face his enemy-person Mafia Bob.
Mafia Bob licked his rainbow ice-cream, eyeing his rival with distaste.
"So, you want Missie Meow?" Mafia Bob asks with a heavy Italian accent. He bites the waffle cone of his ice-cream, and spites it at Captain Llamas feet, grinding it into the blue-checkered pavement.
"That was a waste of waffle cone!" squeaked Captain Llama before pouncing as best as a Llama could pounce.
Just as Captain Llama was implying his Llama Powers to Duck-ei-phy Mafia Bob, Missie Meow dropped down from a fishing line onto the fire hydrant next to Mafia Bobs fuchsia-pink bowler hat.
"Don't fight, lads. I'm here." She purred.
Both lads looked up at the bleached blond Russian-type cat, sporting a feather behind her ear.
"Missie Meow! I thought you were dead!" squeaked Captain Llama.
"Of course you did. Now boys, I have to go meet with the Cube Bandit. She is arranging a special meeting with me."
Both laddies gasped in shock and horror, exclaiming "NOT THE CUBE BANDIT!!"
"HA!" screeched Mafia Bob. "She nicked your cube you-"
"But if you know her name, then you must have had a run in with her too!" squeaked Captain Llama, as wise as a Llama.
"So long!" said Missie Meow, and she disappeared into thin air, leaving behind a glass of OJ, and a faint smell of Dragon Fruit.


Will the Cube Bandit be caught?
Who is the Cube Bandit?
Why did Missie Meow leave her OJ?
Is Mafia Bob really gay?

*ad guy narrator voice*
These questions and many more will be answered.
But then, in a turn of events, more questions will be asked, and it will continue in this way for many moons.


Me-ow!
xoxo
Ello.

Yeh, Lets All Point And Laugh...

Yo

Today in maths, Mrs Maths Teacher 2 caught V and T passing notes.
Mrs Maths Teacher 2 said "Girls, not passing notes in class."
Me, being vair, vair witty: "Tisk Tisk ladies."
Mrs Maths Teacher 2: "You can't talk Ello, I've seen you passing notes."

I. Got. Burnt.

You would think that I learnt a lesson in wit? But no such luck. XD

Later, T was taking about going to a friends house.

T: So i'm going to Cobram to visit Trever*
Me: OMGSH! T has friends!
T: Humph! Ello, I hate you.
Me: Am I dead to you?
T: Eggzacty! *acts all huffy*
Me: naw! I'm sorry!
*writes an apology note*
Me: See! I am sorry! *passes note to T*
Mrs Maths Teacher 2: *swipe!* No notes girls!
Me: But Miss! It's my apology note to T!
T: She said I have no friends exept her.
Me: *mutters about That wasn't eggzacty what I said.....*
Mrs Maths Teacher 2: Maybe she hasn't got any friends because you are her only friend!
*T and V laughing for 5 minutes. At least.*

So of course, this promts M to start bagging me out. And laughing at me. Something to do with me being ranga. I don't know.

So I got burnt.
Again.
By the same TEACHER!!
So isn't my day today......


Me-ow!
xox
Ello.

Radio Annoucement:

Humph.

Here's something to puzzle over:

On ABC Radio, I just heard that a Cesar salad has more fatty things in it then a regular hamburger!!
How strange....

This brings me on to food myths in general:

People! Don't Believe Everything You hear!

Common Food Myths:

• I heard that sugar make you skinny. Bah!! Not a chance.
• Milk has a lot of fat in it, when full cream (yum) has only about 4% in it.
• An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
• Apples clean your teeth.
• Cigarettes make you skinny. Yer, only because you cough all your stomach out.
• Nuts make you fat.
• Eggs make your cholesterol higher
• Cheese cleans you out *giggle*
• Chewwy takes 7 years to digest.
  

Even this could be wrong!
Don't believe everything you read.....

Gee, I think I have maneged to confuse myself.

Oh Well!

Me-ow!
xoxo
Ello.

Caution: Contains New Moon.

Ohmygosh!!

I have found the New Moon SOUNDTRACK!!

This is so awsome! I have been waiting for ages to come out!!

The tracks are as follows::

DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE — MEET ME ON THE EQUINOX
BAND OF SKULLS — FRIENDS
THOM YORKE — HEARING DAMAGE
LYKKE LI — POSSIBILITY
THE KILLERS — A WHITE DEMON LOVE SONG
ANYA MARINA — SATELLITE HEART
MUSE — I BELONG TO YOU (NEW MOON REMIX)
BON IVER & ST. VINCENT — ROSYLN
BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB — DONE ALL WRONG
HURRICANE BELLS — MONSTERS
SEA WOLF — THE VIOLET HOUR
OK GO — SHOOTING THE MOON
GRIZZLY BEAR — SLOW LIFE
EDITORS — NO SOUND BUT THE WIND
ALEXANDRE DESPLAT — NEW MOON (THE MEADOW)

I am a little disapointed really. I was hoping for mabye a little Coldplay. I had heard tell that the Scientist might have been on there, but it is an old track. I'm glad that Muse is on it, I am a little suprised about The Killers and I have heard Death Cab For Cutie is good, but other then that I have never heard of the artists.
Then again, i only knew Paramore from the Twilgith Album, but I still luuuurved it ;)
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/ If you wanna check it ooout..


Meow, xox
Ello..

Just Enjoy The Show

Yo.

So yesterday my school went to the Melbourne.
It. Was. Epic..
Shows like this I find are strangely romantic, but I am a big romantic person.

The hardest part was getting up at 5am.
I was not meant to wake up at such an awful hour. I am still vair, vair le tired. (Well take a nap; THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!)
Then, we drove to Shep, had TWENTY MINUTES to eat food, before zipping through to Melbourne.
With a cappuccino in my system, I was ready to par-tay.
Really, I was.

The day basically was us in out little groups running around, wasting money on pointless but trilling entertainment, Dolly and Hubba Bubba show bags, and winning teddies for friends, while meeting up with the teachers to make sure we hadn't run away and/or been abducted.

Unfortunately, I was the one to get lost.

You see, this is how it happened:
I was looking at this wicked massive slide, when I heard Sarah say she wanted to take a pic of it.
I turned around, and my group was no-where to be found!! After sticking around for 10 minutes, I wandered over to the NAB Animal Discovery Place (or something) and I basically just spent the last hour patting the wittle bunny rabbits, chickens and moo-cows. Little did I know that while I was relaxing with the goats, everyone else was out looking for me. Well, Sarah and Tilly were at least.
On the bus home, I had a long postage tube with my sisters present in it, which was a poster type-deal. GG that it was "probably a poster of Edward Cullen" (quote unquote), and my art teacher threatend to through it out if it had a Twilight poster in there.
What is up with the automatic thinking of Twilight!!!
I mean, just beause I luuurve those sexy vampires doesn't mean I would buy a poster of them!
Well, it probaby does, but that doesn't matter.
I mean, there wasn't a single Twi-related thing in that whole Show!
*mutters about Camp Rock showbags when there was no Twilight showbags*

I am so drop-dead tired.

Meow xox
Ello