Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Chapter Four – The Dream
Chapter Three- The Ghosting
Just thought I should blog because I haven't in a while, so todays treat is
Not really, Tennant spam, because there are only really a few pictures...
David and John..
Who the devil is Tensimms? I think its Tennant shipped with someone, but it's not Rose.. So I am confused. WAIT, ITS JOHN SIMMS!! ARG!
Erm, Tom Felton told me he wanted to be in the Tennant Spam post *shifty eyes*
Chapter Two- Magic and Mayhem
Harry would not let himself think that last word. Instead he leapt on the man, and started to claw at him, to try and rip him apart, to cause him as much pain as Harry felt.
‘Neville gave me one of his Mimbulus Mimbletonia plants. He managed to get them to breed. It can tell me where he is, because it has a connection with the mother plant.’
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Tis Harry Potter Feat. Doctor Who.
Don't Judge :)
It was late. The Gryffindor common room was slowing emptying, all the students where leisurely going up to their dormitories, full and happy after a very satisfying Christmas feast in the Great Hall.
Soon, only two boys where left in the warm, cosy common room. One was small and skinny with a shock of jet-black hair that stuck up at odd angles and glasses that reflected the other boy’s round but kind face. Between them was a small coffee table covered with bits of scribbled on parchment and a rather large book, whose title read Quiddich Through the Ages.
“Oh Harry.” Exclaimed the round-faced boy, who was in fact Neville Longbottem. “I will never get understand how a broomstick flies!”
“Really Neville,” replied his friend, Harry Potter, with a sigh. “Don’t beat yourself up. Look, it’s nearly midnight. I think we should go to bed.”
Neville looked up gratefully from his parchment and started to collect the scraps scatted about the coffee table.
Suddenly, there was a strange noise, and a muffled scream from outside the port hole that was the entrance to the common room. The door, a portrait of a rather portly lady shattered and broke into millions of tiny pieces. Both boys stood up quickly, spinning to face the now gapping port hole.
They just had time to see a sort of giant salt shaker made of metal with one long rod sticking out of its head with a glass covering on the end, and two more rods coming out of its body which was covered in bumps, when it emitted in an odd metallic voice that suited its body, ‘present the Doctor! Present the Doctor!’
Neville exchanged a confused look with Harry, before answering ‘Doctor who? We have no doctors here.’
The bizarre creature that could only be described as ‘robotic’ screeched ‘EXTERMINATE!’ in its metallic tones, and shot out a bright beam of light from one of the rods in its misshapen body. It struck Neville in the chest, and his body shook with the force of it, and Neville crumpled into a heap on the red-and-gold carpet. He moved no more.
Harry’s body acted of its own accord. He leapt over to Neville, and placed a hand on his chest, immediately removed it, for he had received a violent shock from his friends still body. He gasped in pain a looked at his hand, which glowed with a slight blue light. Harry’s eyes widened as he looked at his luminous hand, but before he had time to investigate further, the odd creature said again ‘The Doctor! Where is the Doctor!? The Darlek’s must have the Doctor!’
Harry dodged to the side, narrowly missing another deadly blast from the Darlek. He heaved Neville’s limp body behind an armchair.
Harry was now beginning to realise that Neville was never going to move again. His body shook with rage. He was blinded by fear, not for himself but for the other students asleep upstairs.
Without further thought he whipped out his wand cast a stunning spell at the robotic monstrosity. It did nothing what so ever to it, merely bouncing off its strange metal body, and hit the chandelier. Harry cast a protecting charm around his body and Neville’s so that the falling glass would not cut them, and turned to strike his foe once more. But as he did so, a falling piece of the chandelier hit it in the end of the rod on its head, which Harry guessed to be an eye of some sort.
‘Darlek 1223 is blinded! Retreat to base!’ It screech again. But before it could turn and escape, Harry let out a roar and shot the deadliest spell he knew. The same spell had taken the life of his parents, so many years ago.
‘AVADA CADRVA!’ Green light burst forth from Harry’s wand, nearly blinding him. It struck home, and the Darlek exploded into billions of tiny fragments.
After sealing the port hole so no other intrudes could attack, Harry back raced to his fallen friend.
‘Neville? Neville, please don’t be dead. You can’t be dead.’
Then Harry heard something.
Harry wiped his eyes and slowly stood, wand at the ready, standing protectively in front the lifeless body of his friend.
Then, with the odd noise, a strange whirring, a shape began to take form not two feat in of Harry. He re-cast the protective charm, and prepared himself for another assault. He also cast a spell to stop anyone from going up the stairs that lead to the sleeping residents of Gryffindor house. He wasn’t going to let any intruder through, but Harry wasn’t going to let another innocent person die this night.
Soon the shape solidified, and in front of Harry stood a small blue police box.
His eyes narrowed, and he scanned the box for anything deadly.
Harry started at the slight creaking of the door and a warm female voice that came from the inside of this mysterious blue box.
Without hesitating, Harry stunned the young female who had just shown her pretty, blonde face around the side of the open door. She looked slightly alarmed, before falling to the ground.
Then, another voice called out in distressed. ‘ROSE!’ Bellowed a deeper, more commanding male voice. A tall, rugged man in a pinstripe suit and dirty white gym boots appeared in the place that Rose had just been, crouching protectively over her fallen figure. He gently cradled her head, and kissed her on the forehead before slowly turning and standing so that he towered above Harry.
His deep brown eyes glared into Harry’s bright green ones. Those eyes spoke of such grief and life, but right now they where boring into Harry’s, filled with such rage that Harry stopped himself jinxing this man.
‘What have you done to her?’ The man spoke softly, but each word was so powerful and overflowing with anger.
‘It’s okay.’ Harry glanced down to the young women on the ground. She was quite pretty, with short blonde hair and a curvy figure. ‘She was just stunned. She’ll come around in a few.’
‘How did you stun her? What is thing you shot her with? Why did you do that? Why should I believe you-‘ Harry punched him in the mouth. Not a hard punch, but with enough force to stop this wild rage that the strange man was in. He wasn’t sure why he had done it, really. This man in his pin-striped suit and his white Converses re-minded him of Ron, mid temper tantrum. But as he recorved from the surprise attack, the ferocious gleam in his eye was gone. Instead it was replaced by fear, but that too was masked by a cold stare.
But just as the man stepped forwards and lifted his hand to Harry, the women on the floor moaned and sat up.
‘Doctor?’ She mumbled.
Friday, August 6, 2010
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Oh, if it isn’t that bastard Harry Potter. My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?
Stranger: Harry? Harry's not here.
Stranger: I'm Neville.
Stranger: Yes, Malfoy?
Stranger: Going to steal my Remembral again?
You: That was so first year.
Stranger: So, what?
You: No, instead I am going to turn you toad...
You: Into a blast-ended skret.
You: and I don't need you to correct me.
Stranger: And you're horrible at Transfiguration.
Stranger: Remember 4th year, where Moody turned you into a ferret?
Stranger: And then shoved your arse down Goyle's pants.
You: Th-that was nothing.
Stranger: I lied.
Stranger: I'm not Neville.
You: I thought so.
You: Schlongbottem wouldn't be able to come up with such witty come backs.
Stranger: I'm the "mudblood" mentioned above.
You: Don't you DARE filthy my first name with you mouth.
You: STOP IT
Stranger: Why should I?
Stranger: Huh, Draco?
You: Because Granger.
You: You don't want your little secret to get out do you?
Stranger: And that would be...?
You: You like me.
You: Admit it.
You: I make you blush.
Stranger: Yeah, so?
Stranger: What of it?
You: I catch you sometimes in Potions, daydreaming about some fantasy.
You: Well, there would go your reputaion.
You: And your *scoff* Gryfindork "friends"
Stranger: And...we don't have Potions together.
Stranger: What on Earth are you going on about?
You: Wouldn't you like to know..
Stranger: I don't like you Draco.
Stranger: No, I don't.
Stranger: I LOVE you.
You: (*steps out of character* this is the best omgel conversation EVER)
You: *steps back in*
You: Granger, your disgusting.
Stranger: And you're a prat who screams like a little girl.
You: Its was manly.
Stranger: You know the ferret thing I mentioned earlier?
Stranger: Buckbeak LOVES ferret.
Stranger: Part of his daily diet.
You: It's better then that weasle that loves you.
You: HA! Buckbeak is dead.
Stranger: ...or is he?
You: that savage was slaughted, as should his pathetic owner.
Stranger: The owner's already dead.
You: My Father will be pleased.
Stranger: Your sorry excuse for a father already knows.
Stranger: He was there.
You: DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK OF MY FATHER
Stranger: ...hey. I'm talking about your father.
You: He is three times the wizard a mudblood like you could ever be,
You: and you know what?
You: I think that you should go and marry Potter.
You: you two could disgrace the wizarding world together.
Stranger: Very mature, Draco.
Stranger: Very mature.
You: the hopefully the Dark Lord will dispose of you two in a proper fashion.
Stranger: I have an idea of who you should marry.
Stranger: Luna Lovegood.
Stranger: Though she is my friend, she is a bit loony at times.
You: Don't even try to hook me up Granger.
You: I know you want me.
Stranger: Oh, yes.
Stranger: I really want you, Draco.
Stranger: With your gangly body and greasy hair.
You: My hair is not greasy.
You: And I have abs.
Stranger: Excuse me as I suddenly combust with laughter.
Stranger: *guffaws in the distance*
You: You got own'd
Stranger: What is a pure blood like you using Muggle terms?
You: What? Muggle term?
Stranger: "Own'd" is a Muggle term.
You: Can I ask you something?
Stranger: Yes, Draco?
You: Never mind.
Stranger: Are you sure about that?
You: Is anyone in the room?
Stranger: Not wanting to ask your damn question?
Stranger: Just you and I, Draco.
Stranger: Hm, I haven't really noticed before, but now that you ask, he does. Quite a bit.
Stranger: Of course, it's insults toward you.
Stranger: You two aren't gay for each other...are you?
Stranger: *raises an eyebrow*
Stranger: Are you sure?
Stranger: Or you haven't come out of your closet yet?
You: Granger, I think I know what my sexual preference is.
Stranger: I'm just making sure. I don't judge.
Stranger: Unlike a certain wizard I know.
You: Understand this.
You: If you ever mention this conversation to ANYONE.
You: Your dead.,
Stranger: I'd be dead if I mentioned I talked to you at all.
Stranger: So, this conversation is 100% classified between you and myself.
You: But he really talks-
You: *metal kick*
Stranger: It's most just insults and jabs towards your masculanity.
You: Go on.
Stranger: ...that's it.
You: Granger, you and I know that that is NOT it.
You: What of the other things?
You: That aren't "insults and jabs towards your masculinity"?
Stranger: I think he said once, "If Malfoy doesn't shut his face, I'm going to punch him in his gray eyes. Yes, both."
Stranger: Something along those lines.
Stranger: Look, are you sure you aren't homosexual? Or even BIsexual?
You: Even if I was, which I am not, Father would disinherit me.
Stranger: What is he? Homophobic?
You: Worse then that Muggle politician in Australia, Tony Abott.
Stranger: Is he a Muggle?
You: My Father is a PureBlood wizard. Don't you ever forget.
Stranger: ...I was talking about Tony Abott.
You: oh yes.
Stranger: I was just going to point out that he and Hannah Abott from Hufflepuff share the same last name.
You: That is quite a scandle.
You: Father has just apperated home. I must leave.
You: But please Granger.
Stranger: How do you have a computer anyway, Draco?
You: *soft voice*
You: Please don't tell anyone
Stranger: Can I tell Crookshanks?
Stranger: My cat?
Stranger: I can't keep everything bottled up.
Stranger: Someone would be bound to find my diary, y'know.
You: Your enjoying this aren't you.
Stranger: Alright. Alright. Fine. I won't say a word to anybody.
Stranger: Not even Crookshanks.
You: Okay then.
You: Goodbye, Granger.
Stranger: Goodbye, Draco.
Stranger: I still have no idea why you're on a Muggle contraption.
You: Neither do I.
You: Boredom is a strange thing.
Stranger: I agree.
I am such a gun Draco.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
So, 9 followers, here is a speacial treat from Yours Truley.
I am going to let you on a little secret.
I am in love.
Not, with David Tennant, although he is close to my heart, because if I married him my life would be in danger of being, erm, QUACKED! but with another.
Yeh, my Biffelly, Tilly, is all like, "URK! He is just like another guy. Joey is better."
No, Till-dawg. Your so wrong.
By the way, your all invited to the wedding.
PS, watcha gunna about THAT Miss Carroll and Miss Toogn?
Friday, July 16, 2010
So latley (thanks to a HP party @Toogen and a week of shinanigans at band camp) i have dicided it is fun to not be controlled by the rules of someone elses game (I am fairly certin I just stole someones lyrics).
ANYWHO I would like some help in makeing a video to entertain the likes of everyone who can relate to the tags (lol, that was witty)!
It could be a cross over of Merlin and Harry Potter, whilest being very witty and bagging out that sparkly gay vampire faggot named _ _ _ _ _ _ and Justin Beiber. Or not!
So yeh... Ideas and imput are most welcome :D
Naw... my doggie is so cute. Just look at him.. *melts.*
Monday, June 7, 2010
Hello, boys and girls!
I have a treat for you today.
An interview with the one, the only,
It has been a long awaited post, I know, and I have finally delivered.
And now, the interview:
Ello: Thank you for being here!
Tilly: Aww don't worry i always like coming to interviews on your blog
Yes. Of course you do. So, I have some questions for you. Are you rready for *dramatic music* The "What does this remind you of?" Game?
Tilly : Okay i'm ready ...bring it (laugh
What does a penguin remind you of?
Ohh umm Happy Feet
Lawl. What about rangas? Answer with care.
A certain hot flaming babe
Me? I am quite a beast.
Of course a sexy one at that
Your too sweet. Ok, enough of that. Onto other serious stuff.
Yea I am trying to get my mum to buy me platform heels.
*le sigh* That wasn't what I was referring too. But that's pretty boss. I struggle to walk in inch heels, so I am jealous of your skills :D
ohh i know don't worry you'll be able to try and copy them soon haha
Moving on. What is your dream job?
being a obstetrician or gynaecologist or paediatrician
Who is your favourite side kick on Doctor Who?
And last question. Who is the best character in AVMP?
Thank you for your time. Loves ya like a sistah!!!!
Awww love like a fountain chocolate
(bwahahahaha, next time, it will be JOSH THOMAS! *sigh* can't belive Jom is over. (Josh + Tom = Jom) Ohh i know and btw they broke up hun
I knew you would all love my chocolate touch! (see what I did there Till?)
I see I see
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
And as you may or may not know, it is my dream to act. I want to dance around and make people laugh, and just be in the same room as Johnny Deppp, Robert Downey Jr. (sup dudes it's Till just hollarin' at y'all) and David Tennant.
But how am I going to get there?
Sure, I could go t NIDA, but there is only a small chance of actually getting in, and when I leave, where to? I was thinking, as a back up I could go to the BBC and work on the set of Doctor Who, acting as a companion, or extra.
I was thinking teaching...
*le sigh* It's a big wide world, and I want to see it all, but it would cost a lot of money, and who would I go with?
Just voicing my problems :D/D:
Sunday, May 9, 2010
I have a question. Regarding Doctor Who.
So you have The Doctor, right? And The Doc is always is masculine. Now, don't get me wrong, I love a lad as much as Josh Thomas, but couldn't we have a Lady Doctor? "Ooh!" some more rabid fans my exclaim, "Its so not the way the TARDIS flies!". Well I think seeing how much they have totally "modernised" *shudder* DW, I think another change is in order. You see, I am a feminist. So I do think they replacement for David Tennent (rest his soul) should be a women. *light pops above Ello's lovely red hair* Cathrine could have a transformation, and BECOME THE NEXT DOCTOR! Because Matt Smith would die in a *cough* terrible accident *cough*. Its awesome. I admit it. Mr Director, you have my full permission to use this little gem, so long as I get 80% of all profits.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
I am in a bit of a mellow mood, so I will blog.. I was thinking of a new layout, perhaps Alice In Wonderland themed? Oh dear, the cat (who's name is Milly) is not helping me at all. My new obbsession is Alice by the way, as well as Lisa Mitchell. She is quite lovley, and fabulously sweet. Like Lily Alan but minus the 'tude. On that note, I was at the Sydney Easter Show, and brought myself this cutie-pie necklace from this stall called Kaboodle. Lot's of cute birdies, like the twitter bird, and pocket watches, and Alice stuff, so on so forth.
I have recently been thinking, and well, I have made up my mind that I would like to be an actor. The above factors have inspired me to lead the world into a place of hope, love, trust and were everyone is equal and safe. It needed to be said.
Oh yes Milly, you inspired me too. No, it's not dinner time.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Prepare for another ARRR, AAA, ENNN, TEE!
Today in English, I was a little hypo (because of the new teacher). We had to write about what we felt passionately about, so I was going to write about something to do with poles being upset after you run into them (because they have feelings), and my Bud next to me was doing "abortion". So we wrote away, (using an appropriate amount of similes, metaphors and oxymoron's) and it got me thinking about the whole abortion. It even sounds like a dirty thing.
I personally despise it. Most thoroughly, but as a girl in my class pointed out, what if you were only twelve? And a victim of rape? You can't expect a twelve year old girl to raise a child.
So I looked it up (on Google of course). A Wikipedia page comes up, and in the sample of the information that comes up, death is the last word. Isn't that sending messages to anyone? What is the point of this stupid, cruel operation? Yeah, I get that it could "save" a girl from discrimination, but that's her fault for not using a condom and/or the Pill. And the what of the above example? I hear you ask. Well, honestly, I think any parent would understand if it was under the same circumstances. But it is up to you, and I am just exercising my right for free speech. There are hundreds of people out there, wishing they could have children, begging the agencies to let them have a test tube baby. And here we sit, content with our days slaughter. I ask of you, what have these poor children done? How are they different to you or me? They could grow up to be murders, Presidents, Queens, Wizards, or maybe even the first person to invent Time Travel. Nothing can stop the potential these wonderful gifts have, except this procces which is ment to relive.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Hope you enjoyed,
Friday, March 19, 2010
- Johnny Depp. ('nuff said) as the Mad Hatter is so complexe and shocking and I could go on for days :D
- Alice is an Australian Actoress, Mia Wasikowska, who is awesome.
- Animation is capital
- There is so much madness
- Tim Burton directed it
- It's the sort of movie you could watch again, again and again, with maybe an additional viewing, and still discover something new about it.
- Every character has so many sides, not just the obvious, (For example, The Red Queen is plainly evil, but she is like this from always being second to her sister, The White Queen.)
- The script is very memorable and witty and inventive, with all the invented words
- It doesn't totally butcher the original book.
- It is absurd and scary in just the right amounts
- and Helena Bonham Carter is marvelous as the Red Queen.
- It feels a little bit receptive, but that's expected
- Sometimes it's hard to work out what the dialogue is
- It didn't include some scenes, like the one with the Walrus and the clams (i think thats it).
- OK, bad example. But you get my drift.
I give it.... 8 penguins out of 12. Yeh, thats my marking.
Oh, also I will give the album a mention as well. It's called "Almost Alice", and its alright. Has a pretty wide range of artist, from All American Rejects, 3Oh!3, Owl City, Plain White T's and more. Some of the songs are rave-tastic, some sweet, and others I have no idea what ol' Timmy was thinking when he approved the makeing of it.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
I SO ment that these pictures below are DRAWING-DOODLES not the other one!!
So this is Manga!
I heart manga lots!
Don't know what it is??
Manga is this *arrow down* style of drawing!! Big, deatailed eyes, extravigant hair, and small lips.
Its popular in Japan (for all the Lovers of Japan), and its taking over the world one Graphic Novel at a time XDD
My own marvelous creation :)
Its better then preivous works. Trust me.
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this little thingo...
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Sorry I havn't been blogging for a while. I will try to do some more, but dearest mother doesnt approve, and I have been fairly busy.
So a quick one::
Big News is that my family is hosting an exchange student from France!!
Little News is that I am going to a par-tay that weekend!
Star Wars is on. Better Scat!
I will be back with more interesting stuff at a later hour. lolz